April 2012
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Arthur: Here you are Skip, nice hot cup of coffee.
Martin: Oh, it’s cold.
Arthur: Nice cup of coffee.
Martin: It’s horrible!
Arthur: Cup of coffee.
Martin: I’m not even sure it is coffee.
Arthur: Cup.
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Martin: But I have always wanted to be an airline captain.
Douglas: Really?
Martin: Yes, ever since I was six.
Douglas: Oh, and before that?
Martin: I wanted to be an aeroplane.
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fuckyeahcabinpressure:
Martin: So, suppose we get back to the airfield at, what, er, five, turn straight around - yellow car! - back on the M5…
Douglas: Martin. Are you playing Yellow Car?
Martin: … No.
Douglas: Why did you say “yellow car”?
Martin: I just happened to see one.
Douglas: Why did you say “yellow car”?
Martin: I’m not playing it! I just wanted to say it before Arthur.
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Douglas, how did you make there be a thunderstorm?
– Captain Martin Creiff, Cabin Pressure (via timelordsandarmydoctors)
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