June 2012
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We can't giggle; this is an airplane.
saveitasajpeg:
Is it sad that I snorted a little every time the Delta attendants mentioned cabin pressure during the safety demo before each of my flights?
I strongly suspect this program has made me unable to take anything seriously anymore…especially when I’m on a plane.
Cabin Pressure Game: People who aren't evil but...
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what-a-wonderful-word:
moonblossom:
abatchofcumber:
Reblog with an evil-sounding name!
For example, Russell Crowe:
“Mark me well. Soon you’ll rue the day you dared to cross Russell Crowe!”
From Cabin Pressure: Limerick [x]
Viggo Mortensen
Max Von Sydow
Yvgeni Plushneko
Anton Yelchin.
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May 2012
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Taking my mom out for Mother's Day
Me: Yellow car.
Mom: What?
Me: *le sigh* I've been listening to this radio show...
Mom: And?
Me: So in one episode, they go on a road trip, and play a game called Yellow Car. If you see a yellow car, you say yellow car.
Mom: Like that game you played with airplanes when you were little.
Me: Exactly.
Me: And now all I can see are yellow cars.
Mom: ...Well, thanks for that.
Me: You're welcome.
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: Yellow car.
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QI discusses aviation
Stephen Fry: For those of you who are nervous of flying, here's something quite interesting.
Stephen Fry: Nobody really understands why aircrafts stay up in the air.
Stephen Fry: There are five leading rival theories of aerodynamics, none of which precisely agrees with any other.
Me: HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO ARTHUR AGAIN.
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The ways my mind works...
(in St Petersburg after landing the plane)
Arthur: How’re you feeling?
Martin: Feeling? Feeling -I’m feeling – feeling fine, why- why do you ask, I’m absolutely fine, fine.
Douglas (from Boston): Well, anything you say five times is obviously true.
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saveitasajpeg:
elementarysherlock:
frenchie-atbakerstreet:
wickedredhead:
moriarchie:
literally crying rn at the MJN Air website
who the hell made this
#alwaysreblog
You’ve got some mad HTML skills there, Arthur!
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Yesterday in the car with my parents:
Me: YELLOW CAR!
Mum: What the fuck are you saying?(in Spanish)
Me: There was a yellow car
Mum: So you said yellow car...
Me: That's the game
Mum: What game?
Me: Yellow Car. You never stop playing Yellow Car.
Mum: I swear, you're weirder now than when you went to that frozen country.
Me (whispering): Wait 'till the Travelling Lemmon
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icarusing:
cumberlord:
Martin Crieff, I will butter thy baked potato.
#butter it hard
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No, Mum, there’s always a U after a Q. It’s the law.
– Arthur Shappey (via a-cumberbatch-of-cookies)
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"Sitcom about an airline for whom no job is too... →
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